A female with her wife
A man was engaged to be on the same frequency as your wife, and she was the one being transmitted. The latter wasn’t home. He then reached for the phone and dialed a number to meet his wife. After a few seconds, someone answered. It was a little girl. The father asked him, “Hi honey, it’s my dad calling… Can you tell me mom?” At that moment, something he hadn’t expected appeared before him. She told him, “I can’t, she’s upstairs in her room with Uncle David.”
Who is Uncle David?
A sudden silence fell between the man and the girl. In fact, there had never been an Uncle David in his family. He didn’t want to reveal anyone in his circle who had that name. So the man wondered who the famous David was and why his wife was warning him. The man said to the girls, “But my dear, you don’t have an Uncle David.” To which she replied, “Yes, yes, he’s in the room with Mom!” So the man came up with an idea on how to find out if his partner had been cheated on. He explained to the girl what she needed to know.
A man wants to know if his wife cheated on him.
The solution for little girls: “Okay, okay, I want it to be done like this: Put down the phone, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and yell to Mom and Uncle David that Dad’s car just pulled into the garage…” The girl explained herself, then went upstairs to tell Uncle David and us. The man on the other end of the line explained what was happening. A few seconds later, the child was picked up. “I did what you told me, Dad,” he said. The man asked him how his mother had responded.
Morbid outcome
The girl assigned to carry him said, “Well, Mom started screaming, jumped out of bed naked, started running, slipped on the carpet, fell out the window, and now she’s dead.” The man on the other end of the line was shocked to learn that his wife had just committed suicide. He also asked what Uncle David was doing. She replied, “Well, he jumped out of bed naked, started running, and then jumped out the back window into the pool… But he forgot that you drained the pool last weekend to go to another one, and now he’s dead too…”
Sad reality
A silence fell between the girls and the men talking on the phone. The man suddenly said, “Pool? What pool? Is that 01.99.74.12.33?” So the man had the phone number mixed up. Dear readers, were the ten jokes published funny to you?
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So, like a married man, the wrong number. Dear readers, do you find the ten jokes published funny?
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