Morbid outcome
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The girl assigned to carry him water. He said, “Well, Mom started screaming, jumped out of bed naked, started running, slipped on the carpet, fell out the window, and now she’s dead.”

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Man is shared
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The man on the other end of the line was shocked to learn that his wife had just committed suicide. He also asked what Uncle David was doing.
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